Interviewer: "Listen, if you could not type what I'm saying that would be great....all right you proved your point, you're a great stenographer, you're hired, welcome aboard...please stop...I get it, you can type what people say, great...this interview is over. You got the job. See you tomorrow....please leave........alright, this isn't going to work out. Job offer rescinded...security could you please come up here?....security is coming....any moment now...please stop typing..........Security please escort this man from the building....just take the stenograph from him...peal off his fingers....that's quite the grip...okay try the other hand the one doing the typiasdfkl;ja;j;;fj...stop his nose from pressing the keys asd;kf;fadsfkl;weewr....you know what, no. Security let him stay. He has tenacity. The kind I like to see around here. You're hired again! I'm not going to say anything else....I'm going for lunch."
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