The Shapes Closet

Friday, January 27, 2012

1805 - Cool guy waiting for new hamlet to be named.

Guy 1: I shall forever be in your debt kind sir.

Guy 2: And I shall forever be in your debt.

Guy 1: A toast! To our debts we are both in of the other.

Guy 2: To them, how you described it just there.

No, shrink the mustache down.

No, still too big.

You just made it bigger.

You made it bigger again.

What I want is smaller, you made it bigger.

Still bigger. Smaller is the opposite of what you're doing.

That's just a mustache. I was not attacked by a giant mustache.

Okay, yeah that's smaller.

Keep going.

Smaller, keep going.

Keep going.

Okay I said this before but the guy didn't have a mustache.

I was just being polite about asking to make the mustache smaller but yeah, there was no mustache at all.

Okay, you just made it bigger.

Still bigger. Okay wait a minute, I recognize you, you were my rapist!

Nice try.

Yeah that's right draw a picture of yourself.

Busted.

Today's Saying:

"A day late, and a dollar late fee."

Today's Saying:

"You can't be a bouncer without breaking a few eggs to practice breaking things."

Today's Saying:

"It takes a village, to BURN a village!"

Today's Saying:

"Happy birthday to you, shame on you, Happy birthday to me, shame on me twice."