Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Toast

Guy 1: I shall forever be in your debt kind sir.
Guy 2: And I shall forever be in your debt.
Guy 1: A toast! To our debts we are both in of the other.
Guy 2: To them, how you described it just there.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Guy talking to police sketch artist

No, shrink the mustache down.
No, still too big.
You just made it bigger.
You made it bigger again.
What I want is smaller, you made it bigger.
Still bigger. Smaller is the opposite of what you're doing.
That's just a mustache. I was not attacked by a giant mustache.
Okay, yeah that's smaller.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Smaller, keep going.
Keep going.
Okay I said this before but the guy didn't have a mustache.
I was just being polite about asking to make the mustache smaller but yeah, there was no mustache at all.
Okay, you just made it bigger.
Still bigger. Okay wait a minute, I recognize you, you were my rapist!
Nice try.
Yeah that's right draw a picture of yourself.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Tuesday, August 17, 2010