Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Guy talking to police sketch artist

No, shrink the mustache down.
No, still too big.
You just made it bigger.
You made it bigger again.
What I want is smaller, you made it bigger.
Still bigger. Smaller is the opposite of what you're doing.
That's just a mustache. I was not attacked by a giant mustache.
Okay, yeah that's smaller.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Smaller, keep going.
Keep going.
Okay I said this before but the guy didn't have a mustache.
I was just being polite about asking to make the mustache smaller but yeah, there was no mustache at all.
Okay, you just made it bigger.
Still bigger. Okay wait a minute, I recognize you, you were my rapist!
Nice try.
Yeah that's right draw a picture of yourself.

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