Guy talking to police sketch artist

No, shrink the mustache down.

No, still too big.

You just made it bigger.

You made it bigger again.

What I want is smaller, you made it bigger.

Still bigger. Smaller is the opposite of what you're doing.

That's just a mustache. I was not attacked by a giant mustache.

Okay, yeah that's smaller.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Smaller, keep going.

Keep going.

Okay I said this before but the guy didn't have a mustache.

I was just being polite about asking to make the mustache smaller but yeah, there was no mustache at all.

Okay, you just made it bigger.

Still bigger. Okay wait a minute, I recognize you, you were my rapist!

Nice try.

Yeah that's right draw a picture of yourself.

Busted.