Showing posts with label fork. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fork. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Best Places For Fork


It is hard to know where to put fork. Below I provide many.
  • Left of plate
  • Between fork of earlier course and later course
  • In enemy's eye
  • In mouth with delicious eye
  • Reflecting booming laughter one foot from mouth
  • Pointed at stammering minion
  • Slammed into table after exclaiming an angry, almost musical, "What!?"
  • Twirling on fingers while laughing at funny entertainment men.