Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Best Places For Fork

It is hard to know where to put fork. Below I provide many.
  • Left of plate
  • Between fork of earlier course and later course
  • In enemy's eye
  • In mouth with delicious eye
  • Reflecting booming laughter one foot from mouth
  • Pointed at stammering minion
  • Slammed into table after exclaiming an angry, almost musical, "What!?"
  • Twirling on fingers while laughing at funny entertainment men.

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