Sprinkles are good on a lot things, but they're bad on a lot of things too. Like these things:
- Really bad cake (waste of sprinkles)
- On dessert of last meal of death row convict (they don't really deserve sprinkles*)
- The bowl of sprinkles you're eating (that's enough sprinkles now)
- Grease fire (It will only make the fire worse, use an extinguisher with fire retardant foam)
- You're paint ball opponent (if you're out of paint balls, just call it a day)
- Your salad (sprinkles are neither a bacon bit substitute or a lettuce substitute (if poured on bacon bits))
- An open wound (Disregard if you are participating in a fester contest)
- Cake at a funeral (Someone's going to take a look at all those happy sprinkles and burst into tears)
*Note: if you truly believe the convict is innocent by all means apply sprinkles.
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